Lawyered

Hey, so I won my first trial. With winning.

Sadly it’s you know, totally unethical for me to give you a blow-by-blow of the trial. But you should just assume that I was awesome. At least after the lower half of my body stopped vibrating (yes, apparently when attempting to project calm, I can force the top half of my body to appear composed, but this will result in even worse shaking in my lower body–but that’s cool, the judge can’t see it!).

THE END!*

* except not really because with family it is NEVER the end. There are still more things to work out, but at least the judge was like YOU ARE RIGHT on our motions.