Bar Application

If there is any information (event, incident, occurrence, etc.) that was not specifically addressed and/or asked of you in the online application and/or in the instructions that could be considered a character issue, you are required to provide a detailed explanation for each event, incident/occurrence. Do you have any additional issues to disclose before submitting your application?

How am I supposed to answer that??? Do you want to know that I got in trouble in 1st grade for sticking my tongue out at a boy?
That once I tried to walk to the mall without telling my parents and they were terrified because I was gone for hours? And then my friend got hurt and a nice old man called an ambulance and I lied to the police officer about where I lived because I thought I could sneak back home and my parents would never know?
I got a parking ticket in Bethlehem once for parking facing the wrong direction because I didn’t know it was illegal?
Whenever I drive in the city I end up illegally live parking while waiting for people to come out of their apartments?
I didn’t know how to turn the hazard lights off during my driver’s test but the test instructor didn’t notice and passed me?
I’ve been careless with other people’s hearts on several occasions (come on we’ve all been young and self-centered)?
I’ve jaywalked? Lots?
Sometimes I guess on my taxes because I have no idea?
I stole a purse from the dress up bin in nursery school?

Seriously people. How detailed do you want me to get? I could get very detailed. Or I could just say no?